you know, nyah
*screams* *runs* GENGAR PLEASE
*grabs you and holds you over the edge of a volcano with lava spewing out* *wind blowing and hair swaying* stef will never love you….*lets you go into the lava*
what the fuck
*walks next to volcano with hair flowing in wind* gengar… we meet again *jumps up into hair with silhouette in sun* *takes out kunai* Die!
STOP ROLEPLAYING ON MY SELFIE
*smirks* Tch. you really think you can beat me with such puny, puny kunai? *eyes glow* *pulls out dragon scale* i wish i wish with all my heart! to full arzu’s body full of poisoned darts! *magic sparkles and creates millions of darts* DIE! *sends darts all at once towards arzu*
STOP ROLEPLAYING ON MY SELFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs between gengar and arzu* s-stop !! please!!!!! *gets hit by projectiles and falls on ground* HNGHH
NO!! MIKA!! *runs over to mika* *crouches over onto her body* *tears fall onto mika’s face* mika… please!! please dont die!! ou’re all i have left, the clan is gone, we’re the only ones left… please, mika, DON’T LEAVE ME! *crying harder* *wipes tears and looks up to gengar* you… you did this!
can you all just shut the fuck up
—I Whip Hair Not Tragedies
I made a mashup of “Whip My Hair” and “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” …
oh mY GOD
WHY DOES THIS WORK NO
This is getting close to 25,000 plays. holy shit, thanks y’all
How do you even realize this is on point?
classic geek selfie, possibly more generic than the last
but i got a haircute